RAY_0883.JPGAmerican Idol heads home to Los Angeles tonight, where thousands of singers (and plenty of non-singers) with Hollywood dreams will audition. Joining the usual cast of characters -- 2 billion percent Dawg, I'm Not Paula, and Mr. I-am-SO-Out-Of-Here -- at tonight's judges panel will be pop-provocateur Katy Perry and pink punk princess Avril Lavigne. As always, I'll be here sharing my Idol thoughts live, complete with the official Katy and Avril ratings of the memorable auditions.

In honor of Katy Perry being a guest judge, I had grand plans to rewrite the lyrics to her hit single "I Kissed A Girl," so they would apply to the American Idol audition process. But you don't even need to rewrite them...they apply as is. "This was never the way I planned, not my intention. I got so brave, drink in hand, lost my discretion." If you told me Katy Perry wrote that about the awful American Idol auditions, I would believe you. The auditions NEVER go the way they were planned (save the plants) and they ALWAYS seem to involve a loss of discretion. And having a drink in hand (and three or four in the belly) certainly could explain some of the auditions we've been treated to so far this season.

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